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Gentle Fisking of Mr. Kristof of the NY Times:
Be Careful What You Ask For
By NICHOLAS D. KRISTOF
Republicans are really in a pickle now.
Agreed. A week ago the Republicans were merely "no where", now they are "in a pickle", perhaps next month they will be enjoying their "salad days". All of this to say, it is better to be relevant than irrelevant.
No, it's true. Just consider the picture in the fall of 2004 as President Bush battles to hold onto Congress and his own house:
• The new Scalia Supreme Court has accepted an abortion case that could overturn Roe v. Wade and abortion rights in America. The federal budget deficit has hit $400 billion, and the expanded 2003 tax cuts mean that the federal debt is out of control. This has kept the Dow below 7,000.
Of course, it would all depend on what part of Roe was being overturned, wouldn't it? For instance, if the case were regarding partial-birth abortion, public funding of abortion, and/or the rights parents to be involved in the health decisions of their minor daughters, then, such a hot-button Supreme Court decision would be of great electoral help to President Bush. Sure, he'd lose all the support he's now getting from NARAL and NOW (by the way, how's Shannon O'Brien doing?)
As to the Federal debt, voters don't blame deficits on a lack of taxes, they blame it on overspending. Should the Democrats like the 2004 election to be about this particular issue, again, advantage Bush.
• The '02 election has emboldened conservatives to take hard-line positions and overshoot their mandate, just as they did under Newt Gingrich in 1994, so that more high school students now learn about creationism than about condoms. The result, once again, is rising public anger at right-wing ideologues.
Oh my gosh, I agree with our fine writer Saint Nick. If high school students begin to learn more about Creationism then it would be a terrible negative against Bush especially if such a wave of Creationist frenzy emanated from the halls of the federal Department of Education. Hey, since we are imagining silly things, I propose we imagine that in order to reel in the dangers of the anti-Darwin forces at DOE, Bush simply abolishes the Department altogether. Thanks for the suggestion, Nicky…advantage Bush.
• In response to huge budget deficits, states have had to slash school spending. Test scores are dropping, and a growing number of children are being left behind. Even centrists are angered by logging of old-growth forests and the administration's fervent push to drill for oil in the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge.
School budgets are now, and at least for the next two years, will be, the domain of local governments (with a tad of state dollars thrown in for sure). Highly unlikely that our dear President will cough up another pretzel just because East Podunk Jr. High had to cut Bilingual Phys Ed.
As for the old growth forests and the oil, it all depends how cold it is in November 2004. Given that Global Warming is such a crock, I imagine many an American in that coming election will be looking to stay toasty…advantage Bush
• The occupation of Iraq is increasingly unpopular at home, with an average of one American killed there every two weeks and Iran gaining influence in the anarchic south. The catastrophic failure to engage North Korea has led that country to start up its Yongbyon reactor, churn out many nuclear weapons and test its new three-stage Taepodong 2 missile, which can reach New York.
Oooh, St. Nick, thanks for coming to my strongest points. Hmmm, whose Korea policy will the voters support Neville Chamberlain Jimmy Carter or President Bush of Baghdad? As I see it, now that the Bush had the North Koreans pegged as untrustworthy weasels from day one of his Administration, I say the voters will pull the lever for the Conqueror of Mesopotamia. Also, if the occupation of Iraq is responsible for 26 American deaths a year, I venture to say that might be the lowest death toll of any occupying army in the history of man…advantage Bush.
The above paragraphs will self-destruct next year, well before they could embarrass me by being juxtaposed with reality. As Mark Twain said, the art of prophecy is difficult, especially with regard to the future. But it does seem plausible that Republicans will overinterpret their mandate (if 22,000 votes had gone differently, the Senate could have remained Democratic in January).
Of course, given that every commentator, every pundit, every Congressman, every Senator and even the President himself has warned about the dangers of gloating and overreaching, I should say that, indeed, it is NOT very "plausible" the Republicans will over-interpret their mandate. Far from, it is more plausible that they will under-interpret. That Bush, he's so humble…advantage.
President Bush is, like President Reagan but unlike his father, a natural leader who is unafraid to use political capital and even borrow some from the bank. If he pushed an aggressive platform before, with a minority of the popular vote and a divided Congress, imagine what he'll seek now. Already the Republicans are oozing hubris.
"Oozing hubris" Definitions: Oozing - To flow or leak out slowly…Hubris - Overbearing pride or presumption; arrogance. Let's put it this way, Little Nicky, if George Bush runs in 2004 on with a bumper sticker that read "Bush: Leaks Arrogance", he'd still beat Nancy Pelosi by eight points in Missouri.
(You can't much blame them. As David Letterman observed about the Democrats, You know you're in trouble when your bright young star of the future is Frank Lautenberg.)
Yet the reality is that this will be an excruciating economic climate in which to govern. New York State alone will face a $6 billion shortfall next year, and war spending and tax cuts could easily push the federal deficit to between $200 billion and $400 billion in 2004, up to a precarious 4 percent of G.N.P. Services and school programs around the country will be cut, and voters will find someone to blame in two years' time. The Democrats, out of power, won't make a convenient whipping boy.
On the contrary, Comrade Kristof, if there is one thing I am certain of is that the Democrats will no doubt FIND a way to make themselves a convenient whipping boy. Let's say…by raising incoming taxes and lowering social security taxes thereby extending the adding two years to the retirement age and having to tax more of the Social Security benefits of the retired middle class. This even before we get to reparation for Slavery and Al Sharpton's speech at the 2004 Democratic Convention.
John Ellis, a Bush cousin and longtime conservative political analyst, gets it exactly right on his Weblog: "The 2002 result is a strong vote of confidence for the Bush administration. It is not a mandate. The great danger that now looms for the G.O.P. is that it will mistake the vote of confidence for a mandate."
Doesn't this prove MY previous point that 'everyone and his cousin' (hey, this time it's more than just a figure of speech…neato) all agree not to repeat 1994?
In his press conference yesterday, Mr. Bush gave no sign he is intoxicated by election vapors; even when goaded by reporters looking for a good story, he didn't speak dreamily about appointing John Ashcroft to the Supreme Court, drilling for oil in Yellowstone or exiling liberals to Guantánamo. The key test, though, will be in the coming weeks as we see whether he reads the soon-to-be-passed U.N. resolution on Iraq the same way everyone else does.
Okay, what's going on here Czar Nicholas? Do you intend to make all of my points for me again? You write that Bush is not speaking dreamily about an Ashcroft court seat nor about oil in Yellowstone nor about sending you Guantanamo. Hey, whose side are you on any way? Also, please note that President Bush hasn't given a "sign he is intoxicated" in over a decade, wise ass.
Mr. Bush's problem is that he has launched a diplomatic process in which he has little faith. The reality is that he went to the U.N. to get international legitimacy, not weapons inspections. So he may soon be tempted to short-circuit the diplomatic process.
Dearest me, you mean the President might subvert the will of the UN to protect the US national interest. My goodness that might just lose the GOP the electoral votes of Washington DC and Massachusetts!
The resolution, as it is presently drafted, requires Saddam Hussein to make a full declaration of his secret programs within 30 days. It's a good bet that there'll be a lot of doubt that his declaration is completely truthful, and so hawks will encourage Mr. Bush to launch a war at that time. They will urge him to announce that the declaration is false and constitutes a "material breach" — and then send the bombers. If that happens, we could be at war by year's end. We might be paying for such hubris for years to come.
Yes, but will we be OOZING hubris for years to come? Perhaps you might expound upon that in your next insightful column…advantage Bush.